Fun Stories

We've run a competition lately, inviting women to send in the stories when their bra (and no bra) went wrong. The funniest one was selected as our winner who received a bra from us.

Here we would like to share these stories with you.  All our products are easy wear, easy care, and durable, providing simple and affordable solutions to ongoing fashion dilemmas.

Braless Dilemma

I have what can be termed an ‘ample’ chest!  I also have an amazing dress that I love to bits.  However I have never been able to find a bra that fits under that dress.  You can either see the bra straps or the bra front.  So, to wear the dress I must wear it bra-less, which as you can imagine, is flirting with danger!  
So .. on one particular occasion, my husband’s parents were over from England.  My husband’s father is a fit, elderly man and loves to dance.  This particular occasion we were dancing together, myself in my gorgeous dress, and yes, I fell out.  Both of them!   In front of my father in law …. and NO-ONE told me!!!  So there I was boogying down on the dance floor, showing my father-in-law the assets that attracted his son!  I was horrified! And if that’s not a bra horror story, I don’t know what is!! - LS

Wrong Size Bra

I once wore a bra that my Aunty had given me. She had bought it then decided she didn't like it. Even though it was a little small round the back I still decided to take it as it was a really cool style.
Anyway I wore the bra out to the Paeroa motorbike street races, and was thinking as I was walking round that I was getting short of breath. While we were waiting to cross the track I had to sit down (well actually I fell part of the way). While I was sitting on the ground very embarrassed I realized that my new "cool" bra was so tight it was restricting my air intake, so as I un-clipped my bra I suddenly felt normal again, hence this is why you should have the correct sized bra. - JB

 Bra Disappointment - Broken Wire

I was on a date and everything was going well, when I noticed a pain and felt the need to itch my boob - very hard to do across the table from a new date - a very good looking man. 
Feeling increasingly itchy and not wanting to excuse myself from the table as he was in mid story, I moved my arm across my chest and tried to itch slightly, it didn't work.  I adjusted my straps one by one as delicately as I could, still itchy.  In the end he noticed the cringing look on my face, and I had to admit to him that I had a brand new bra that was itching me, and could I please excuse myself to the bathroom to sort it out!   So embarrassing!! 
Once in the bathroom, I found out why I was so itchy - the wire in my under wire bra had broken through the material, and this was what was scraping and itching my boob constantly.  So embarrassing!! So annoying!!   Back to the table to salvage my date, and straight back to the shop for the bra. - CW

Bra Rescue With Hot Guy

Riding in the back of my friend’s car next to a guy that I thought was pretty hot. The journey was quite a long one and quite bumpy to a rural area to a Bach (holiday home) we were going to stay at.  I have a 16DD-sized bust and require support to the max!!
While talking to this guy I was suddenly aware of a rather bouncy feeling in one breast. Over the course of a few hours the feeling was becoming quite significant and I was sitting with my arms folded across my chest to control the breast from flinging all over the place.
I was all wrapped up in talking to this guy and maintaining absolute eye contact with him (sigh) that I hadn’t noticed that the under wire of my bra had worked its way out of my bra and was now curved around on the OUTSIDE of my V-necked top!!!
The cute guy had noticed a while back, because as he said its normal to stare at a girl’s considerable cleavage, but when there is a foreign object slowly making its way out it’s impossible not to stare!!!! He was so nice and polite to have not said anything or laughed hysterically (sigh).
As this was a "roughing it" trip I had packed light for the weekend and had only brought this one bra. I had to decide do I have one breast supported or take both wires out and be free? After both myself and the cute guy unsuccessfully trying to thread it back in when we got to the Bach, I decided to take both out and risk it. Unfortunately the cute guy preferred perky breasts and spent the rest of the weekend staring at my friend’s small perfectly perky supported ones!! - AF

Bras Fell Off Dance Floor (brand name suppressed)

I was at a family Civil Union and all day I had been compared to Beyonce, obviously because of the dress I was wearing and my "not-so-size-6" butt!! With this celebration being a Civil Union let’s say that there were a number of gay men there, who really did try to outshine everyone (even on the dance floor!!). To my surprise I was competing in a "dance-off" "battle" with some of these drag queens that had been "snitching" about me all day!
I thought I was really hot and started shaking my thing on the dance floor, a few too many mimosas later my left boob was suddenly drooping around my middle, still amped that I was not going to loose this "dance battle" I kept going only to find out that my picture was being snapped by many, many cameras and not to mention for local TV as well!!
I’m dancing my socks off to "drop it like its hot" and I literally did drop it (them)!! Both my "adhesive boobs (bras)" fell on the floor!! Oh, the shame! Well, lets just say that I quickly grabbed them, swung them around and threw them in the bin, and ran as fast as my tipsy little 6 inch stiletto’s could take me...to the open bar, of course to drown my embarrassment in a couple of shots!!
Whenever we have a family gathering, my entire family still mock me about it!! - AD

Strapless Bra Mishap

I was all dressed up for a fabulous night on the town for my 18th birthday.  I had a gorgeous red boob-tube on and was dancing on the tables in the most popular club. I was having a blast!
Suddenly my best friend started pulling on my leg as if she was trying to pull me off the table, I shook her off, thinking this was my night for partying! However, she wouldn't give up her nagging so I looked down at her and as I looked down, to my astonishment my boob-tube had fallen down, not only that but my strapless bra also! No wonder everyone was staring at me. I just thought it was because I had the awesome moves! - EB

Wedding Day Bra Mishap

My wedding day, the most wonderful day of my life; pity my bra didn't think so; it definitely tried to take all the attention from me that's for sure.
During our first dance, hubby decided to do some fancy footwork and dropped me down into a backbend! Amazingly all this went fine, except for the bra mishap - the back decided to snap! My wedding dress was quite slinky so it definitely was noticeable when I came back upright, the only good thing was the song had basically finished and everyone was too busy joining us on the dance-floor that not too many people noticed.
I however had to do a Cinderella and run to our room and change. Thankfully I had a beautiful dress to change into, which worked with the bra I had that was still in one piece! - TG

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